January 2012
185 posts
my innocent sister sometimes misuses phrases
(mom watches an action movie)
Mom: Oh he shot her!
Kassie: Right in the arm!
Mom: She wasn't even looking.
Kassie: Yeah, he took her from behind!
(I laugh. Karina laughs. I incur dirty looks from both parents.)
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Captain Horsecock Strikes Again.
He compared himself to Woody from Toy Story.
So I probably need to get at that in real serious time.
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“Sometimes life just doesn’t sync up like those sad funny romance movies.”
– Daniel
Monster noises.
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“He looks like he has a horsecock. Just Sayin’.”
– MRFB on the terribly attractive boy who for reasons unknown to me is interested in this here sea monster.
Dapper!Timothy concedes to a two-year $40.5mm deal...
I just love Giants Baseball.
Experimental Sound.
So I guess I am going to stick with this class.
I am pretty fucking scared but I am going to do it.
So expect my noises coming your way.
Conceptual Strategies doesn't seem to be as it...
It’s experimental sound.
I don’t even, what?
Back to school I go.
“Oh, darling, you will be good to me, won’t you? Because we’re going to have a...”
– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms
Chain me oooh-wooohooo
Even though you’re twenty-seven, I gotta tell ya you’re too old for me doesn’t have the same feel as saying seventeen.
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“Shannon you can’t touch me, you’re a dirty hippie and you...”
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Aaron's party, come and get it.
Karina: how tall is Shaq?
Kristen: I don't know but he can't be too huge because Aaron Carter beat him!
Me: it's true! I saw it!
Kassie: whose Aaron Carter?
Me (to Kristen): fuck were old.
