February 2012
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I've Had The Same Job Since I Was 18.
I AmTerribly Underpaid For What I Do.
Today My Hours Got Cut In Half.
So I Don’t Even Make Enough To Pay My Rent.
Luckily I Have $3000 In Savings.
I Need A New Job & A New Out Look On Life.
My Mom Suggested I Become A Stripper.
I Mean, They Are Unionized.
Oh
I think I was just on an 18 hour date.
Pretty sure hellogiggles should let me were about my awkward okc dates.
Because they’re all awkward.
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“Time Turned Fragile”- Motion City...
OH TAX RETURNS.
You will probably fund half of my baseball game going season.
YES.
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I JUST HEARD 5 SECONDS OF PAULS NEW SONG.
ITS SO CUTE IN A LOUNGE KINDOF WAY & I LOVE IT OKAY.
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OKC Dates and the boys of San Francisco.
I’m tired of having the only boys to call me after are the ones I have no interest in.
Then if anyone amuses me in anyway, they kiss and ditch.
Can I skip all this and meet Joe Gilgun now?
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I'd rather smoke a super bowl than watch one.
Same.
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Welp.
But seriously guys
I tried to throw a dollar with my number on it in Timmy’s cracked car window today.
NO REGRETS
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SERIOUSLY.