December 2010
HOW TO GET A 12 YEAR OLD TO GO TO BED SO YOU CAN...
A Novel By Sara K.
That awkward moment when you look at someone and...
Don't Ever Question My Dedication As A Friend.
Because You Will End Up Like Kristen.
With A Video Of Me Singing Along To Rush On our Facebook.
Here's Something Cool.
sleepinginlight:
Hey Nick2, Suck My Left Ovary Or Something *Cool*!
- ohsaraakay
how rude
Rude?!?! Baby Girl, I was just hoping you would say yes.
Im Making Kristen's End Of 2010 Mix.
I have named it “Teenage Dream, You Fancy, Huh?”
My Mom Gave Me $150 Gift Card To Forever 21.
The Age of 21 apparently is the age I start looking like Blair Waldorf.
FABULOUS!
WILL MY SISTER WAKE UP ALREADY!
SERIOUSLY, IT’S MOTHER FUCKING CHRISTMAS AND I DRANK A WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF GIN LAST NIGHT AND WAS REALLY FUCKING DRUNK BUT I AM AWAKE!
SHE NEEDS TO WAKE UP, I HAVE PRESENTS TO OPEN!
THERE IS AN EASY BAKE OVEN SOMEWHERE UNDER THAT TREE, I JUST KNOW IT!
Im Wearing Family Guy PJs, A Star Wars Shirt,...
How do I not get laid more?
Seriously.
THERES A BOBA ON MY TITS! I FUCKING LOVE BOBA!
Thats a woman’s toughest job, fighting off the wolves.
– Grace Kelly in Rear Window
What I Am Like In Social Situations With All... →
but when i go for the cheap shit i go for the hipster shit cause they’re...
– Caleb.
I don’t why but I laughed so hard.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-12) →
SFSU
You guys are fucking bastards.
I swear.
On another note, I just made a PB&J in bed for lunch today, but I didn’t want to leave my computer so I was here at 8 am to register for 6 units.
Us History & Queer Art History, oh hey.
& I say oh hey because I have been fucked over once again.
Those bitches do nt realize that I will be of junior standing by tomorrow at 5 PM!
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that awkward moment when santa has the same...
mimesheat:
bigosh-inator:
huyft7awfewa
SANTA NEVER ONCE WRAPPED A PRESENT IN MY HOUSE!
SANTA IS FUCKING REAL!
Not Only Am I Getting Comic Con Tickets For...
But Apparently Also Eric Clapton Tickets.
Yeah, I am Spoiled.
Teen Dramas That I have Used In Upper Division...
-Gossip Girl, for a very lovely Nate quote about threesomes. Thats right people I wrote a paper about threesomes.
-Skins, for the use of the character of Sketch.
-Degrassi, for the use of the character of Adam.
I win. I win so hard.
I also used Family Guy but thats not a teen drama, so a big whoopity dooo on that.