February 2011
morethanimaginable:
You asked me who I thought I was before. I said maybe I was a fish because I love water and you said, you thought a mermaid, maybe.
If you were a mermaid, you said, If you were a mermaid, I was the sea.
- “Wasteland,” Francesca Lia Block
January 2011
WHY AM I STILL NOT FEELING ANYTHING?!
Classy Take One.
I Have A Condom.
An Eatable.
& A Flask in my purse, oh how classy I have gotten.
Mandatory 21st birthday post.
I Have Three Hours Left Of Being 20.
I just want to go sneak into my moms old house before it’s no longer ours & get really drunk & sing “E. Von Dahl Killed The Locals” & dance around.
& probably move on into “Decomposer”.
God, someone come take me hostage.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
BOTHERED!
nottedmosby:
Why does this bitch have to ruin everything?
Katy Perry does not belong in MacLaren’s!!!
People Not Pictured: Jason Segel, because he knows she’s just nasty & would rather be hanging out with Russell Brand.
But wouldn’t we all.
Were Going To Party Like It's Friday, She's Got A...
“You are my favorite lady that I haven’t had sex with.”
– Beaver.
“I want you to be so intoxicated on Friday that you cry and sing The Muppet Show...”
– Kristen Stevens, my Best Friend.
Today Is My First Day Back At School.
But I Don’t Start For Another Three Hours.
Sitting In Bed In A Towel & Listening to The Strokes.
This is the life, this is the life.
$740 tax return.
Oh heyyyyyyyyyyy.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16) →
I Sometimes Wonder What Id Miss If I Wasn't On...
& then I realize it’s just naked chicks from Nick2.
& Mary.
I Just Bought 14 Textbooks for $250.00
Not bad, not bad at all.
The Green Hornet Is Seriously The Best Super Hero...
OF ALL TIME!
“It’s funny, isn’t it? All that poetry & all those songs, about...”
– Jenny, An Education.
I Just Had A Really Happy Moment Where I Realized...
“You, Me, 7:15 in Castro Valley. It’s Green Hornet time.”
– Kaytens is the best date.
