January 2012
My new years resolution is to learn all the words to “walk like an Egyptian” and sing it perfectly.
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Fun Fact!
I’ve never had a midnight kiss on new years eve
December 2011
“Sorry About That”- Alkaline Trio
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Little boxes made of ticky tacky
I really feel like there wasn’t suppose to be a fourth season of Weeds.
Nancy, what the fuck are you going to do now?
I normally love my hips.
I do not love them when they cannot fit into mod dresses.
Carrots I don't care what you do for eyes.
You nasty bro
“The females make the buds all sticky to attract pollen from the males. Weed is...”
– Megan (via nottedmosby)
I realize this whole thing has turned me into you, just more lost.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
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Sleeping alone even in my dreams
I keep dreaming of climbing into the same bed but always a different house.
I know whose bed it is just be the look and how it feels to be in it, though I never see the person who sleeps in it.
As if they’re sleeping in my bed, wherever it may be.
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So it’s Christmas and I’m hung over as shit and yet I still wake up early only I’m in Oakland and Christmas took the same turn as my birthday
It’s been a weird year
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How I Was Just Woken Up.
Momther (Whispering): Oh Sara, wake up honey.
Me: Erghokgnflggouh
Momther: Kayla is going to be here in 20 minutes & we have to go get something for you two.
Me (Shooting up in the air): Is It THE Christmas Present?!
Momther: I don't know, get ready.
Me: Oh my god it is it is it is!
Momther: Yes, It's a pony!
Me (Throwing arms in the air & yelling): I LOVE PONIES!
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