Fuck The Future, Live In The Past.

I’ve Had The Same Job Since I Was 18.

I AmTerribly Underpaid For What I Do.

Today My Hours Got Cut In Half.

So I Don’t Even Make Enough To Pay My Rent.

Luckily I Have $3000 In Savings.

I Need A New Job & A New Out Look On Life.

My Mom Suggested I Become A Stripper.

I Mean, They Are Unionized.